The Efficiency Expert Gains Another Two Minutes
I got the nickname “E” through a series of adolescent events wherein my friends discovered, slowly, that I was a bit … structured. At first I was referred to as The Efficiency Expert by a room-mate at school who I wasn’t even that friendly with, and obviously it was meant as an insult. Though I couldn’t and still can’t see how living your life according to a certain code and schedule is a thing to feel ashamed about. My real friends thought this hilarious and The Efficiency Expert became my official nickname. In the name of efficiency they then…